i'm tight

pp

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:53:42 GMT

lulz

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:27:01 GMT

welcome back dave.

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:05:35 GMT

1. i’ll respond with something random about you
2. i’ll challenge you to try something
3. i’ll pick a color that i associate with you
4. i’ll tell you something i like about you
5. i’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. i’ll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. i’ll ask you something i’ve always wanted to ask you
8. if i do this for you, you must post this on yours

woop.

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 20:58:50 GMT

1313 Mockingbird Lane is now 1313 Wysteria Lane...

GO MUNSTERS!

WOWOWEE!

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 00:18:35 GMT

manila stadium stampede kills 73

BEVERLY! WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE OF YOURS?! they killed 73 people for a chance at winning $38,500, are the lives worth it?

what the fuck is going on in the world today?

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 22:36:42 GMT

bodyguard killed at busta video

well busta, i guess you should have been telling everyone to "put your hands where my eyes can see!" OHAHAHAHAHAH!

"The rapper 50 Cent and some of the members of his G-Unit group were taking part in the video but it is not known if he was present during the shooting."

yeah, i bet someone was so angry after purchasing and playing 50 cent's new video game, 50 cent: bulletproof, that they felt they should take out curtis jackson. upon arrival to the video set they realized there's no way they could take out the "gangster gone rapper" so they just shot whoever they could find, which sadly, was not a member of g-unit, but just a poor unsuspecting father-of-three/bodyguard, in charge of guarding expensive jewelry that belonged to busta rhymes.

r.i.p. israel ramirez.

in other news, beloved grandpa munster, of tv's "the munsters", died at the age of 96 (or 83) while hosting his weekly radio show at wbai-fm of new york. al lewis was not only famous for his witty and lovable character on the horror comedy "the munsters," he also was a circus performer, basketball player, talent scout, restaurant owner, children's book writer, and suprisingly enough, to me at least, a politician, leading in a obscene chant against the fcc. he also campaigned as the green party candidate for the governor of new york and was a frequent guest on the howard stern show. on this day, i salute you grandpa munster, i will always consider you a grandfather of mine.

r.i.p. al lewis.
1910-2006 or 1923-2006

horror remake leads US box office
when a stranger calls, number one, causing big momma's house 2 to drop down to number 2.... i don't even think i need to comment on this one. i am actually sick to my stomach.

WOW!

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:07:35 GMT

moral awards

funny, "filmmaker" Michael Class can't be found on IMDB...

well i would have said, when it comes to filmmaking, a listing on IMDB isn't required for credibility; until i did a little research on michael class' independent studio: magic picture frame studio.

here's what i found:

Michael S. Class is an author and photographer. He lives in the present, but he is traveling into the future. When he was a child, Michael S. Class had the ability to slow down - and even stop - time.

right off the bat, we are told that our old pal mike is insane. we all know that at this point in time, there are no possibilities of time travel, and we won't be seeing it happening anytime in the near future. class wasn't just a child with a severely overreactive imagination, he actually believes he is the one to thank for long summer days, said bullshit follows:

He especially liked to stop time on warm summer days, while lying on his back on a grassy hill and looking up at wisps of white clouds passing high overhead in the bright blue sky. He could make the day stretch itself out for what seemed like forever. If you are old enough, you may remember some summer days from your childhood that seemed to last forever. You can thank Michael S. Class for those.

thank michael class for the elongated summer day? nay, we have the position of the sun in relation to the celestial equator to thank for that.

now that we've established you as a child with dangerous hallucinations and an adult with visions of grandeur, let's see what else you've done...

Author and photographer Michael S. Class has used digital composite photography to place his twelve year-old son, Anthony, in the cockpit of the Spirit of St. Louis with Charles Lindbergh, on the moon with Neil Armstrong, and on Normandy beach on D-Day.

ok, i see how it is, first you take credit for long summer summer days, which i let slide since you are a psychopath, but this is crossing the line. you've taken historic works of art, all copyrighted photographs, and super-imposed your 12 year old son on top of them, possibly ruining the images in their entirety with your son's smiling face. i have no problem with family photos, but this makes me sick.

Father and son labored for nearly four years in their garage filled with props from an army surplus store; the garage walls were covered with blue bed sheets. It looks like Anthony really did meet Thomas Edison, Jonas Salk, FDR, Lou Gehrig, Charles Lindbergh, and Audie Murphy.

oh, now you are a child laborer? you already have a distorted view on life and you are brainwashing your pre-teen by photographing him in front of blue sheets. what if later on in life anthony suffers from a case of amnesia? he will go through those old shoeboxes to find photos of him testing light bulbs with edison or batting with lou gehrig, possibly even assisting a nazi sympathizer, charles lindbergh with flushing his own baby down the toilet. either that or he'll find pictures of him smiling in front of endless blue. no matter what he finds his memory is fucked. supreme parenting mr. class.

anthony and the magic picture frame, the 225 pages of lies which not only contains 82 ALTERED historical photographs it also features 261 "real hero quotes" because mr. unoriginal wasn't clever enough to come up with his own words for the book.

michael isn't all that bad, for within his book he includes a list of recommended books, movies, songs, and even places to visit! in fact, there are 461 books, 595 movies, 217 songs, and 155 places to visit. THAT'S A LOT! THX MIKEY! Michael S. Class even listed Anthony and the Magic Picture Frame as a recommended book! WHOA! i've just read this GREAT BOOK, and the author plugs it in the end! i'll go buy another copy!

but fellow livejournal users, i digress.

the real point i am trying to bring up is the close-minded American Values Awards that Michael has started after being unhappy by the success of "morally confused" films like Brokeback Mountain, Munich, Syriana, Transamerica, Good Night, And Good Luck, and Capote. this list of movies is also known as "the only films of 2005 that weren't bad." the winners of the 2005 American Values Awards are listen below, with a description of why they were chosen:

1. Cinderella Man, the story of a man who remains committed to his wife and children during the Great Depression; the story of a man who triumphs over adversity; the story of an American hero.

2. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, a fantastical morality play borrowing heavily from the New Testament of the Holy Bible; a story of redemption; a story of good versus evil.

3. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, the story of a man's fall from grace and hope for his redemption; a story of the battle between good and evil.

4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a story of loyalty, friendship, and the forces of good prevailing over the forces of evil.

5. The Great Raid, a true story of American heroism during World War II in the Pacific.

6. End of the Spear, a true story of spiritual growth, redemption, and serving God.

7. The Greatest Game Ever Played, a story of generosity, determination, and good sportsmanship.

8. Millions, an off-beat story about looking beyond one's self and doing the right thing.

serving god, good versus evil, doing the right thing. yeah we get it mike, thanks a lot.

my ipod is full!

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 00:30:37 GMT

deleting songs off my ipod is harder than throwing stuff away.

i am a pack rat whether it's in real life or technologically.

any ideas on what to delete?

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 07:15:15 GMT

anyone that wants to get me the king mask should do it.

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 17:11:56 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUSTIN!
... and jeff too.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:27:42 GMT

i am thinking about my final projects for television production, some of you may have no idea what any of these are, but for those of you that do... give me some feedback.

wi-friends 2
the wi-friends just got a little friendlier... by becoming roomates! need i say more?

zombumentary
this is a dream project of mine that i thought up at sundance. the film would explore movie zombies, haitian zombies, etc., and i was hoping on interviewing a few people down in new orleans but i'm not sure that will work out since my contact down there no longer owns anything.

ressurection of flex chalmers
not sure how this will work out, but this character cannot die! maybe he will do a piece on the fountain fundraiser adam and i may or may not be doing.

zombladers
john may think his life has returned to normal after his battle with the vambikers, but little does he know that there is an ancient curse on the clackamas cemetary which brings the dead back to life... WITH ROLLER BLADES!!
this would be a joint project with the creator of vambikers, ian shaw. i don't know how it will pan out, but i've already got a few ideas in mind.

who knows if any of these will work or be worth the time/effort but please let me know what you think!

Sun, 18 Sep 2005 23:12:48 GMT

1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in. (Maybe.)
4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5) I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.

re-do

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:33:48 GMT

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Is akillingmoon athletic? hahahahahahahaahahah if walking up a staircase counts as athletic then..... no.
2) Are rectangular and ____massacre going out? no but i think they were digging on each other once
3) If kayleena took over the world, who would be happy? boys and pot heads everywhere... but the fatties with stotches would be very upset!
4) If deathbysamuel was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? GIRLS
5) Where did you first meet facelikemurderx? MYSPACE! ick
6) Is deathbysamuel friends with deathbysamuel? i can't be too sure, sam seems to have a few problems with himself
7) Where was nodustplease born? L.A. BABY! HOME OF THE LAKERS!
8) What is spinach's favorite movie? oh my god that's hard... i would have to say life aquatic
9) What color should facelikemurderx dye their hair? dead
10) Would you set up riansnider and spinach? HELL NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN SNIDEY
11) Would deathbysamuel and ____massacre look good together? hahahahahaha METALSAM+METALJAMIE=ONE INTERESTING COUPLE
12) What animal should thenrobots_kill be combined with? a rabbit... JUST KIDDING!
13) One quality you find attractive in _earsring? i have a secret tunnel leading straight to her house
14) Do you have a crush on willugo2lunch? no i do not
15) If facelikemurderx and deathbysamuel were siamese twins, where would they be joined? their tongues
16) Is avengethedead a high school student? no he is not
17) Is ____massacre dead sexy? nope
18) Which president would riansnider be likely to idolize? i like ike you like ike everybody likes ike!
19) What would za_guda_buda do differently in your shoes? make it all interesting and shit
20) Is coldfacekiller a college student? i don't think so
21) Has kayleena dyed their hair? probably once or twice
22) Is ileftthehorizon related to rectangular? HA! no!
23) What is thenrobots_kill's favorite game? super mario
24) Is _earsring popular? probably with all the old broads at the flower shop
25) If cbax took over the world, who would suffer? anyone that isn't me
26) What is kayleena's favorite band/artist? i only see her creaming over bob marley
27) How long have you known riansnider? since 7th grade... that kid was totally rocking visual basic and i was SO jealous
28) What is spinach's shoe size? 9?
29) Which of your friends should deathbysamuel go out with? none of them
30) What song/movie would you recommend to fixxxeddemon? DARK CITY
31) Is deathbysamuel your best friend? we have our ons and offs
32) Do you think coldfacekiller is hot? nope
33) Does za_guda_buda have a big secret? he might
34) Have you flirted with paper_ambulance? yessssssssss
35) If akillingmoon and rectangular were spliced together, what would be its name? seanthony fuhemmersbacharo
36) If spinach and nodustplease were spliced together, what would it be like? AMAZING TIMES MILLIONS
37) Would you make out with ____massacre? nope
38) Does fixxxeddemon have a dog? he might
39) Have you ever dated thenrobots_kill? no way!
40) If willugo2lunch were hanging off a cliff, what would roboskank do? fly down there on her nimbus 2000 and pick her up
41) Does avengethedead have a crush on coldfacekiller? nope
42) What do you agree with roboskank about? zombies are wonderful
43) Where would spinach most like to visit? france <3
44) Are riansnider and facelikemurderx going steady? HA THAT WOULD BE AWFUL
45) How would facelikemurderx kill ____massacre? well they do hate each other but i'm not sure how it would be done... it might involve draino
46) Does ileftthehorizon smoke? yes
47) Would you wrestle paper_ambulance in jello? oh hell yes
48) Is coldfacekiller introverted or extroverted? introverted
49) One thing you can't stand about coldfacekiller? she just always kills face that are less than normal temperature
50) Would you ever date _earsring? no
51) Do you have ileftthehorizon's screenname? i made one of them... in fact it's probably still the same password
52) Would fixxxeddemon and kayleena make a good couple? HELL NAW
53) What flavor of jello would kayleena be? delicious
54) Does akillingmoon know facelikemurderx? yes, he once told her he was going to drink her toes in a smoothie
55) Is ileftthehorizon in a relationship? yeah
56) thenrobots_kill's eye color? blue/green
57) What comic book character would avengethedead be? THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN
58) Is nodustplease a nerd? a newspaper nerd.... but the best one ever
59) What animal does _earsring remind you of? a wombat
60) If facelikemurderx commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? scenies
61) Would fixxxeddemon go out with nodustplease? probably not
62) What is cbax allergic to? gresham
63) What video game does za_guda_buda remind you of? shaq fu
64) What is willugo2lunch's favorite food? kandy
65) What would facelikemurderx think of ____massacre? she hates her
66) What do you disagree with facelikemurderx about? i can't think of anything at the moment
67) If facelikemurderx had a superpower, what would it be? super scene power
68) Does riansnider go to your school? we went to school together once
69) When did you last call akillingmoon? ummmmm sometime after my birthday
70) Does deathbysamuel do drugs? if alcohol counts as a drug then yes
71) What would you do if coldfacekiller died? cry
72) What is fixxxeddemon's biggest flaw? he is so goth he can't even turn on a playstation 2 because the standby led is SO BRIGHT
73) Where was willugo2lunch born? who the hell knows?
74) Thoughts on za_guda_buda? he is amazing!
75) Would thenrobots_kill be a better ninja or pirate? neither
76) Is fixxxeddemon 1337? |-|311 Y3Z!!!!!!!!!1
77) How long would fixxxeddemon dating coldfacekiller last? maybe a minute
78) Is akillingmoon single? yep
79) What would facelikemurderx give cbax for his/her birthday? a tasty pie
80) How many monkeys could spinach fight at once and win against? billions
81) Is nodustplease an emo? NO!
82) Is kayleena related to you? nope
83) What word best describes deathbysamuel? mr. delicious
84) What would you do if you found out willugo2lunch has a crush on you? a back flip and then forget about it completely
85) Does _earsring drink? nope
86) Do kayleena and akillingmoon go to the same school? no
87) Did roboskank break up with you? never
88) What rank would avengethedead have in a giant robot army? leader of a whole group k-61 units... those pussies
89) How would spinach conquer the world? with me by her side
90) What is riansnider's favorite color? FUCKIN CRAZY
91) Does ileftthehorizon travel a lot? nope
92) What planet should ____massacre be from? MARS
93) What mental disorder does avengethedead remind you of? awesome
94) Has fixxxeddemon been to your house/dorm? no
95) Could you see riansnider and kayleena together? nooooo
96) Are avengethedead and willugo2lunch married? no
97) What exotic animal would cbax like as a pet? a jackalope
98) What languages does spinach speak? english, french, german
99) How tall is facelikemurderx? a little taller than short
100) spinach's hair color? beautiful

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:01:38 GMT

sweet! i am in the new apartment and it has wi-fi... sometimes. i am so glad to be out of the house and in my own place. it is amazing.

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 09:22:54 GMT

i am loving super mario world right now.

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 18:41:07 GMT

bob redford is YEARNING for something.

(that means i love you)

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 18:33:50 GMT

beverly: eep opp ork ah ah!

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 20:40:58 GMT

last night i was blessed by phil hoffman with a nickname, 760. that nickname was created from my hourly wage at party city. i feel honored.

in other news, has anyone heard about tristan gelasio? read this. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 21:45:10 GMT

my ibook died. :(

on a happier note, yesterday i had the honor of seeing phil hoffman, harold ramis, rae dawn chong, elias koteus, and of course, bob redford.

rest in peace old friend

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 14:47:00 GMT

i came to sundance, utah with a good friend, but now he can rest in peace. he had a dream, a wish, a goal; and that goal has finally been reached:

now flexington theodore chalmers will finally be able to rest in peace. when i return home, he will remain here with bobby redford.

goodbye old friend.

Tue, 10 May 2005 23:04:49 GMT

yes.

radicool

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 07:46:46 GMT

You are asked to use Google's Image Search for answers.
First, read the questions. Second, answer them by typing your answers into google search and then linking the very FIRST image that it finds, even if it's really embarrassing.

1. What was your first car?

Honda Civic

2. Pick one of your grandmother's names.

Emily

3. Where did you grow up?

Welches, Oregon

4. Where do you live now?

Milwaukie, Oregon

5. Search for your first and last name.
(i only got two broken links)
David Drusky

6. What is your favorite food?

Pizza

7. What is the title of your favorite song?

Only You

8. What is your favorite smell?

Cooking

9. What are your favorite shoes?

Vans

10. How are you feeling right now?

Great

hahaha

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 22:03:23 GMT

life rules.

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 21:02:48 GMT

oh yeah.

CENTER HOUSE RULES

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 00:10:26 GMT

my trip to seattle consisted of:

thursday
- a truck stop with everything ever including a barber shop
- boston from boston
- looking all over for a fine eatery in bridgeport but having no luck and eating at shari's in tacoma
- crunk bbq rap snacks from 7e

friday
- rated x pictures from the 1920's HOT!
- delicious jelly sampling at pike street
- a visit to the left handed shop, LEFTY'S WORLD
- structure climbing around the space needle
- watching MAGIC RICK'S magical extravaganza at the center house
- sneaking five people into a room for two at the CRAPMADA INN
- sweet wifi at the hotel
- walking around and having fun in downtown
- weiner mobile
- being amazed at GAMEWORKS
- giving tony a dose of the drusky hammer
- punching a guy in the face
- having delicious donuts at the fanciest donut shop in the world
- watching everyone get drunk of HRD
- anthony falling in the bushes
- trivium not showing up and making sam very upset
- GETTING ROCKED TO FUCKING PIECES AT THE BEST CONCERT EVER
- walking back to the hotel and going to sleep eventually while chris and anthony had an emo photo shoot

saturday
- being so sore we could barely breathe
- ears ringing so badly they were bleeding
- taking the worst shower ever
- checking out of the hotel
- going to IKEA
- having fun on the shopping carts
- delicious meatballs and ligonberry
- laying in the most comfortable bed ever for two hours
- chris having a panic attack and running outside
- page over the intercom for "qwis dweppa"
- more shopping cart fun until the indians came and told us to get off their land
- pumping my own gas and leaving my fucking gas cap there
- sweet kitty anime shop
- eating at metal burger king
- bob lamphere's motor emporium
- getting lost
- 6 pounds of tater tots in a plastic bucket
- VIRTUOSITY
- playing at the park
- dick's sucks
- drive around madness
- hating dane
- back to the apartment
- PARTY WITH A CRACKHEAD
- getting offered shrooms
- sam meeting his metal boyfriend
- falling asleep at 6AM

sunday
- not wanting to go to the robot battles anymore
- going to the mall to say goodbye to anthony's friend
- making sam eat shitty pizza
- delicious meal at red robin
- news about the popes death
- hitting the road
- gander being a piece of shit
- stop for delicious ice creams at rick's place
- peeing at hooters
- getting home

ups
- CHRANVID (chris, anthony, and david)
- sweet metal
- free place to stay for two nights
- sam getting his back moler chipped by a vicious dinosaur
- donuts
- meatballs
- seattle
- GE IR DN!
- poison the starfish radio frequency
- black guy asking for money for ~~six pack~~ children's charity
- sweet kitty
- weinermobile
- metal 8 year old
- kid wearing a children of bodom t-shirt
- being away from home/school/parents

downs
- SAMDER (sam and gander)
- spending a lot of money
- self serve everything
- overpriced hotel
- overpriced hotel parking
- large amounts of gasoline consumed
- not seeing robots fight to the nanodeath
- not riding the monorail
- being away from beverly